Dialogues and more

Here are a few dialogues that my Dad and I laugh at whenever they are heard on television:

The first one goes like this. An Indian villain hands a glass to a Chinese smuggler, pours wine into it. The Chinese guy lets go of the glass and says his thing (with the much observable Chinese emphasis on the last word) :
"I do not DRINK,
I do BUSINESS,
You also talk only BUSINESS"

The other ones much hilarious
The hero of the movie is surrounded by a Russian dictator's troops, that dictator guy was in an armed helicopter, also armed with a mic and a loud speaker (this one with a Russian accent):
"Drop your weapons,
We will not hurt you if you do not run,
this is my last warning."
dhe dhe dhe dhe (machine guns, fired at a distance from the hero)

Out of all, the one which Dad loves are Bruce Lee's shrieks in Enter the Dragon, especially the last fight. He simply loves the concentration with which Lee attacks the opponent.
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Last Sunday, a powerful, vociferous lightning struck my locality, and it destroyed all the converters of my Cable internet provider. This is the second time it happen this season. Good thing my computer was not turned on!
Hey, can this lightning problem be solved? Well, obviously can't stop lightning, am talking about protecting the converters from it.
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Vivas are over, most of them were good, they are good every time, exams from the 21st, ending on the 9th of December.